“God is a Giants Fan”: Maria Menounos in a Tiny Giants Bikini

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New England native Maria Menounos lost a Super Bowl bet this weekend. This is two kinds of good news: first she paid up by covering today’s victory parade for the New York Giants in a bikini. The kind of bikini that makes a man go weak in the knees. In fact, you can see Ahmad Bradshaw went all wobbly on the game-winning touchdown thinking of the sparkly angel that awaited him. He basically fainted into the end zone.

Second, she spared us the sight of Extra‘s AJ Calloway in a Pats cheerleader uniform. No one was more thankful than the man himself, who declared “God is a Giants fan!” which is ridiculous. God loves everyone equally, except the Colts, who are on their own. However, at least one Greek goddess is a very cold Patriots supporter in a Giants bikini.

Man, that dame makes looking good look good. And give her credit–she owned up to the bet despite frosty temperatures and the even colder sadness of Patriot fandom. God’s sports allegiance.

The real miracle is that an infotainment show like Extra was momentarily worth watching. And if Pats Nation is suffering now, at least they see that God works in mysterious ways to send us this celestial vision. Amen to that.